The Hotness of John Mayer On Rolling Stone
In the issue John talks about his masturbation habits:
“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [The reason is] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
(via OK)
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OK, the guys is hot HERE (love the tats) but I still think hes a tool/douche and I still dont care for his music. Now heres my question.. why is he looking at buttholes?! No wonder him and Jennifer Aniston didnt work out.. hes gay!!! lol
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PJ, 26, Tampa Bay said this on January 24th, 2010 at 1:28 am
So now that he’s talking about it, isn’t the next step taking and “leaking” pics of it? lol. Chris, you’ve got a huge crush on him don’t you? I’ve lost track of the amount of Mayer posts you’ve made lol.
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Adrian said this on January 24th, 2010 at 10:03 am
i love him sooo much …hes so cute
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Anonymous said this on January 24th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Uh, is anyone taking not of the fact that he is an addict? If you replaced masturbating with anything else(i.e. drugs, alcohol, food, shopping etc.), you woul dhave a clinical description of an addiction. The reason he and Jennifer are not together is because he needs help!
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Anonymous said this on January 24th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Big fucking deal 99% of men in this country masturbate. He just one of us whose in the public eye.
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Skywing said this on January 25th, 2010 at 12:54 am
I soooo share your love for John Mayer Chris…
he’s def. a favorite… actually he’s number one in my book… he’s like OMG WTF holy moly hot hahaha
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January 26th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
okey so i posted this ^^^ and i realized, re-reading my comment of course, that I hardcore over exaggerated…
i still like him.. but not as much as i claimed to up there… i like his music more then him though =)
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Anonymous said this on January 25th, 2010 at 1:23 am
there’s just something irresistable about him, something wild yet soft.
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Seth said this on January 25th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
This guy is just plain good looking or cute. Lots of young guys can be that if they work out. He’s the kind of guy good for a booty call on a lonely night but you probably wouldn’t be inclined to return for seconds unless you were star struck. Now really hot, sexy, that would be streching it a bit. Most of all he’s so full of himself, something so unsexy I didn’t like from day one. And his music is ok, but it definitely isn’t revolutionary. Just average like himself.
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Anonymous said this on January 25th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
John Mayer is a guilty pleasure. We like his music, we like the fact that he gets the girls and we hope that he gets the guys, as well.
After reading his article in Details Magazine and again getting the pleasure of seeing this pic… yeah… I’m guilty as charged.
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DarthTagnan said this on January 26th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
i have jacked out to this picture his nipples are soo nice
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Anonymous said this on February 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 pm